The Mad Hatter welcomes you to the table by taking off his hat,
pouring tea in it and proffering it to you, then the March Hare.

"So, Officer. What is is that I want to know?"

You shake your head. "*I* nee-"

The March Hare cuts you off.

"I want to know when a door is not a jar."

1) "When it's shut."

2) "When it's a door."