BONKERS! 1999: The Final Season SEVEN DAYS IN THE VALLEY "DAY 2: TOMORROW NEVER ARRIVES" (Special Extended Episode) Characters (C) WALT DISNEY STUDIOS (save of course Captain Eric Skewer, Shi Nogoot, Blinkers E. Badcatt and those that belong to others like WB et al.) Original Story by SUSHIL RUDRANATH FOR PRIVATE USE ONLY, NOT ENDORSED BY DISNEY, DON'T SUE ME, I'M A NICE GUY. (And I stay true to the characters!) DISTRIBUTE FREELY SO LONG AS NO CHANGES ARE MADE AND THIS NOTICE REMAINS INTACT NOTE: This story is set in the sixth(?) season of Bonkers! It, and the five that follow, are closely linked, and mark the arc that will end, at least for me, Bonkers!. This story is a sort of "Commercial Free" episode of Bonkers designed to play off the popularity of the James Bond films. It marks the next ludicrous peel slide sideways in a continuity similar to that of Doctor Who: The New Adventures or Babylon 5. TEASER DO A JAMES-BOND ZOOM THROUGH THE GUN BARREL EFFECT, LEADING TO A BINOCULAR'S EYE VIEW of a tiny speck crawling up a black metal-and glass skyscraper. (Quick James Bond Sting) OVERLAY TITLE: December 26, 1999 DURATION: 3 SECONDS LT. GRATING (v.o.) See him? The FOCUS on the BINOCULARS changes. We now see the SPECK as BONKERS, dressed in a window washer's outfit, scaling the side of the building. MIRANDA (v.o.) Yup. CUT TO a TOP VIEW of BONKERS climbing up the skyscraper. He looks at his watch, an Omega Quartz. A little red light goes off on the dial. CUT BACK to the BINOCULAR VIEW. BONKERS has stopped moving. MIRANDA (v.o.) I think he's found it. GRATING The Bobcat better hurry. I think he's about to have company. The BINOCULARS swing down to show MR. BLACKENBLOO walking into the ground floor of the skyscraper. (James Bond music, please) CUT TO INT. LILITH DuPRAVE'S OFFICES - BONKERS is outside the window, using a laserbeam off his watch to cut open the window. The GLASS silently falls inwards, forming a sort of downward ramp. BONKERS slides down it silently, landing on DuPRAVE'S desk. The room is surprisingly dark. Taking a piece of chewing gum, BONKERS chews it and spits it out, gumming up a survelliance camera. CUT TO INT. ELEVATOR, where MR. BLACKENBLOO is checking his pistol. CUT TO INT. DuPRAVE'S OFFICES. BONKERS dons a pair of sunglasses, tapping them. We see things from his persepective, a 3-D X-Ray of everything in the room. SFX: DING BONKERS does a take! CUT TO MR. BLACKENBLOO, walking out of the Elevator. CUT to BONKERS, seemingly crouched on the floor. ROTATE the shot to show him hanging off the ceiling. BONKERS crawls across the ceiling towards an innocent-looking portion of wall, which in Eyeglass view is highlighted red. He gets to the wall and lowers himself slightly. MR. BLACKENBLOO is opening the far door. Light begins to spill into the darkened office. BONKERS is having no luck with a cigarette-lighter cutting torch. Finally, he takes a Toon mallet and SMASHES the wall, pulling a COVER off of it! BLACKEBLOO hears the noise and throws open the door! He steps in, pointing his gun left, then right, then straight ahead. We see his view as he looks around. He pauses at the glass leaning in from the outside, and looks towards the wall Bonkers was at. Nothing there. CUT TO BONKERS in the wall, using his tail to hold the COVER in place while he copies something from a floppy disk to his watch. The job done, he waits silently. Suddenly, the COVER gets pulled away, and we see BLACKENBLOO'S face peering in the hole! BONKERS lets out a scared cat noise, and BLASTS out of the hole over BLACKENBLOO'S head! BLACKENBLOO turns, but BONKERS has landed on the upper edge of the fallen glass. Before he can move, BONKERS jumps on it, and waves bye-bye. CUT TO BINOCULAR VIEW We see BONKERS and the pane of glass falling out the side of the building. MIRANDA (v.o.) Oh my gosh! CUT TO BONKERS, who has started to SURF the air on top of the glass, using it like a surfboard! BLACKENBLOO is leaning out of the window, getting ready to shoot at BONKERS! BONKERS unzips his window washer's outfit, casting it to the wind, where it flies up and smacks BLACKENBLOO in the face, knocking him back in the building! BONKERS is wearing a fancy tuxedo, and he yanks at his bow tie. A parachute pops out seconds before he SMASHES into the ground! A billion pieces of glass fly everywhere! (End Bond Music) GRATING shrugs. GRATING So much for *covert* operations. MIRANDA runs over to BONKERS, who is in a crater. His hand is sticking out, and on it is his watch. GRATING comes up and grabs the watch. CUT TO A COMPUTER DISPLAY showing a MAP OF THE MIDDLE EAST. DENNIS (v.o.) That's it for sure. Shere Khan's taken the Eraser to the Dead Sea, and he's auctioning it off to the highest bidder. We're just lucky DuPrave got invited. PULL BACK to show BONKERS and MIRANDA standing beside DENNIS. BONKERS Then we've got to get going to the Dead Sea! (to the camera) I wonder why they call it Dead? (gulps) RUN CREDITS - STYLIZED LIKE A BOND FLICK'S OPENING CREDITS, LOTS OF GUNS, TOON ANVILS, BONKERS, MIRANDA and ERASERS ACT I FADE IN to INT. 34th PRECINCT HOLDING CELLS DENNIS is walking past cells in which NEGADUCK, QUACKERJACK and MEGAVOLT are being held. He pauses at an empty cell. Water is pooled around the bottom. He turns to NEGADUCK. DENNIS Where's the prisoner that was in this cell? NEGADUCK grins slyly. NEGADUCK Duh... I dunno... DENNIS scowls and walks over to the GUARD watching over the hallway. DENNIS We've got an escaped prisoner! Tell everyone to comb the building! GUARD What everyone? Today's most everybody's day off! DENNIS Then go tell Lt. Grating! I'll watch these guys and make sure they don't try anything!